January 2010
63 posts
I Can Be A Frog
Steph: Lars, you're going to be my midnight kiss.
Lars: ...um...
Beat
Lars: I kind of want to kiss a frog.
December 2009
67 posts
“He hung out with a gang of street kitties.”
– Jon Durnell
“There comes a time, a time in everyones life
Where nothing seems to go your way
Where nothing seems to turn out right
There may come a time, you just can’t seem to find your place
For every door you open, seems like you get two slammed in your face
That’s when you need someone, someone that you can call
And when all your faith is gone
It feels like you cant go on
Let it...
Grace: Your snowman is yellow--is he Asian?
Jon: He's yellow because he's made out of pee pee.
Grace: So, he's Asian.
“I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.”
– Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes)
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Ah, Theme Parks
Guy 1: Hey Ron!
Ron: *Looks bewildered*
Guy 1: Ron! In front of you!
Ron: *More bewildered*
Guy 1: RON!
Ron: *Finally sees guy* You threw your voice!
Guy 1: *Proudly* Yeah, I've been working on it.
2 tags
What do vegan zombies eat?
GRAAAINS! GRAAINS!
Phone Conversations: Mom and Grandma Edition
Mom: Doesn't she look like a model?
Grandma: Of course she looks like a model.
Me (in my head): Mon dieu.
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“You could be Ugly Betty right now, you have quesadillas in your car.”
– Lars
Homeless Love Affair
Homeless people love me. It’s a fact. I’ve been hugged, complained to, told life stories many times. But, today was a first.
Today at lunch, a homeless man tried to look up my skirt by crawling on the floor under me…then, he gave me a penny. He gave me a penny.
Lesson learned: A look up my skirt is worth a penny.
“He laughs like a Mexican.”
– Lars
